“In reality, all men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives trying to create a masterpiece.” - Eddie Murphy


“In reality, all men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives trying to create a masterpiece.” - Eddie Murphy

Find the Proopcast on MCB now!  If you only know Greg Proop from Whose Line is it Anyway? you’re majorly missing out.  He’s the SMARTEST Man in the World.

Find the Proopcast on MCB now!  If you only know Greg Proop from Whose Line is it Anyway? you’re majorly missing out.  He’s the SMARTEST Man in the World.

"You’re only given a little spark of madness… You mustn’t lose it" - Robin Williams

"You’re only given a little spark of madness… You mustn’t lose it" - Robin Williams

"I don’t do anything for the money. It bores me." - Ricky Gervais
http://mycomedybook.com/RickyGervais

"I don’t do anything for the money. It bores me." - Ricky Gervais

http://mycomedybook.com/RickyGervais

garabating:

Louis by Jeremy Enecio
"Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first." -Bill Cosby 

"Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first." -Bill Cosby 

"Be so good they can’t ignore you." -Steve Martinhttp://mycomedybook.com/steve-martin

"Be so good they can’t ignore you." -Steve Martin
http://mycomedybook.com/steve-martin

(Source: funny.com)

Lewis Black :D 

Lewis Black :D